Archive for April, 2009

What is friendship?

Friendship Application

Due to the high number of applicants for this position, I will not be able to respond personally to each application. If an applicant is chosen to be my friend, he/she will be notified within seven to ten business days of the receipt of said applicant’s completed application.

Fill in the blank
1. There is _____in this room/ Above our heads, waiting to _____/ I’m a thinker not a talker/ Put your faith, your faith in _____
2. Clouds _____/ I’m not _____ what you think and dream/ I run into your _____ from across the room
3. Cause my _____ is too slight to hold back all my dark/ This ship went down in sight of _____/ And at the gates does _____ ask to see my _____?

Fill in the blank
4. I like _____ more than television.
5. I do not eat _____.
6. My favorite possession is _____.

Identify the film
7. On a large enough time line, the survival rate for everyone will drop to zero.
8. Breakfast, shmreakfast. Look at the score, for Christ’s sake. It’s only the second period and I’m up 12 to 2. Breakfasts come and go, Rene, but Hartford, “the Whale,” they only beat Vancouver once, maybe twice in a lifetime.
9. Come on, please. If I was going to get you coke we would’ve gone to the f*ing high school football practice. We would’ve been rolling five hours ago.

About you
10. What is your Myers-Briggs personality type?
11. What are your love languages?
12. List the following in order from least favorite to favorite: Kim Kardashian, Oprah, Scooby Doo, C. S. Lewis, Eminem, Jesus, Tori Amos.
13. Rate the following in order of importance: money, books, exercise, friends, prayer, music, current events.
14. How do you feel about small talk?
15. What do you think about sarcasm and/or irony?

Scenarios
16. If you asked me to hang out, and I said no because I wanted some time alone, how would you respond?
17. There are 6 benches in a row, numbered 1 to 6. Bodybuilders (or poseurs) are attempting to bench press on numbers 1 and 5, and the rest of the benches are unoccupied. Which one do you use?
18. If you were my friend, how many times a week would you want to talk on the phone?
19. If you agree to meet someone at 7:00 pm, what time would you actually arrive?

Do you certify that the above is true and complete to the best of your knowledge? __ Yes ___No